Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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