Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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