goodnight i made you a song goodbye
In America we eat man semen.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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