I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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