susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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