You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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