have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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