Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize