She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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