I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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