He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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