dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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