Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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