Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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