dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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