saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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