Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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