His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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