was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dignity is for republicans.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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