Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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