ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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