I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So squirting runs in the family.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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