I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
In America we eat man semen.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We talked him into tasing himself.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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