So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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