...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
only if we run a train.
done.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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