There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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