Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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