I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
3pm strippers are depressing
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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