WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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