It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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