Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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