i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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