Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ugly people sure do ruin things
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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