dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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