Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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