I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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