I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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