I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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