There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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