dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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