if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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