Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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