theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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