put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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