Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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