I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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