No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I AM VODKA MAN
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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