Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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