we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
is wine microwaveable?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
