is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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