I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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