sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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