I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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