we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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