All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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